Got hit with a baseball bat!

Today was the worst day ever, literally. First it is my birthday and I did not get anything official from my parents, friends, nor anybody. It was all going well, I suppose, until P.E. came, I was not mad because Mr.Rick got mad at me, I was mad at the bat. Yes, a baseball hat reflected off a softball that was the size of my head and hit me right on the eye. Obviously, I would not complain if it was a soft junior's bat, it was an iron bat which happened to make my eye incredibly swollen within a few seconds. It hurts like hell, at first it was all numb and I couldn't feel anything, but after around twenty minutes, I feel the burn starting to kick in. When I walked home and thought this was all over, my mom came crashing through the door, not like superman, but rather like the devil complaining about our grades. I swear, I had the most epic birthday ever! GOODNIGHT!